Guest Blogger: Andy Smetanka. Photos by Dan Engler.
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| Mike And Rick |
Have you ever found a lost or discarded collection (perhaps
in, ahem, a “cassette caddy”) of someone else's mix tapes and listened with
guilty pleasure to the unfolding psychological profile, in music, of a complete
anonymous stranger? I know I have. When I was ten or twelve, my dad found a suitcase
full of pow-wow cassettes in the parking lot behind his office: one-off
recordings of Crow, Kiowa, Northern Cheyenne and Blackfeet drum music from
various Montana tribal gatherings throughout the '70s. Maybe eighty of them.
That blew our minds, mine and my younger sister's. We listened to lots of them.
We were also excited about recording things off the radio, but we promised our
dad we would not record over any of these Indian tapes. I hope that suitcase is
still in his vast collection of old stuff somewhere.
Well, somebody found my old apple box full, because the next
time I looked into the alley it was gone.
I felt confident and relieved in this great gifting of magnetized tape
to a random stranger—a budding young cassettologist, one hopes, who will keenly
tuck in—because I reckoned there was no longer anything irreplaceable in it.
The irreplaceable has been gradually set aside. Over the
years and between moves, I've gradually sifted out anything Made in Missoula
and moved it to a separate and much smaller box. Hard choices: a couple of mix
tapes from old girlfriends or prospective girlfriends held on in that Missoula
box until that last fateful change of residence, but in the end it seemed sort
of lovely to turn those musical mash-notes loose into the world again,
anonymously, fluttering like windborne smooches, and each one a kind of spore
with another chance to find purchase.
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| Dan Strachan, Oblio Joes ca. mid '90s |
I have these things on CD as well, but tape is way better. It's
got muscle and period authenticity. The wearisome debate between MP3 and vinyl
etc. etc. completely discounts the fact that some music is best heard through a
shitty tape deck, be it in a man-cave or a weaving Subaru driving up to the
sledding hill after the bars all closed.
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| Humpy. Denis O'Brien, Andy Smetanka and Dave Parsons |
Also: The only existing recordings (so far as I know) of
Bastard Squad and the Grilled Cheese Sandwiches (two bands, although it would
be a good name for just one band). A tape marked “Fiorello” in handwritten
block letters that turns out to be a boom-box recording of a Phantom Imperials
practice. The only song I could name was “O.J. Simpson,” but it all sounds
fantastically loud and noisy--again, like it's just yesterday and you
didn't mean to interrupt practice, you just wanted to drop by and pick up some
handbills for this show coming up. Heart Breaker!
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| Humpy |
So. I am gradually arriving at my point. In listening to all
of this vintage Missoula rock glory (the better to get primed for the last TF,
of course), I'm struck by how many good songs Missoula bands wrote in the '90s
(and here I must also mention the Rat Boy's Choice cassette by
old-school, pre-Jay's hippie misfits Judy Rosen Parker, which continues to
amaze). More so, that all these bands seemingly wrote and played them under the
understandable assumption that few people outside the valley—indeed, outside a
very small group of locals—would ever hear them. Struggle to imagine this,
young people: we didn't have bandcamp or the internet at all.
It's debatable whether the mass distribution of music by internet
has diluted away any discernible trace of a regional sound to set Missoula
apart from Any Other College Town, USA, but then, it isn't accurate to say
there was any particular Missoula sound back in the 1990s, either. I suppose we
all aspired to Fireballs of Freedom levels of showmanship and reputation (“greasy”
was about the highest accolade you could hang on a rock band in 1995) and
envied the Oblio Joes their gift for girl-hypnosis, but taken together it was
more like a defining spirit. In Jay's Upstairs, at least, between 1993
and 2000 or so we had a unifying place—had it all to ourselves, in fact—where
just about anything was allowed to thrive. As long as you rocked somehow and
weren't a bunch of dicks, you were in. A lot of people still think it was some
elitist rock clubhouse, but really it was as simple as that.
Almost of these old “Jay's bands” had at least one signature
song, a crowd shout-along or a standby set-closer by which to flicker on in
Missoula rock posterity. But not just every Jay's band had a bona fide anthem.
That's true of bands everywhere, of course. How do you describe an anthem? I
dunno. But you know it when you hear it, and wherever in the ethers anthems
come from, not just every band manages to summon one. You don't just sit down
and write a rock anthem, do you?
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| The Oblio Joes |
Then again, “Sometimes I Wish You Were a Girl,” another
crowd-melting Oblios show-ender from that era, was actually an ecstatic testament
of Platonic love between Johnny and Stu. Never mind: it still had the most
joyous audience vocal participation of any song in its day. Still, if I had to
nominate one Oblios tune for special anthem status, it would be “Space Opera,”
a song set in space that nonetheless taps into an intangible but very earthly
longing, and adds a guitar solo that peaks in a shower of starlike twinkles. I
can see I must move on here.
You'd think a band as swaggeringly self-aware of its own
mythology in the making as Fireballs of Freedom would have anthems by the
bagful, and to a certain extent you'd be right. Most Fireballs of Freedom songs
are, of course, anthems to the Fireballs of Freedom and their exploits, and
their lyrics would probably read like an encrypted version of every side-splitting
band story Kelly Gately has ever told you—if only, you know, you could tell
what in the world the brother was singing about. (Gately, for the record,
insists he has handwritten copies of all his lyrics.) For me, Fireballs songs
are anthemic only in those places where Gator's worldview is somehow made
available to me (to be fair, I'm terrible with picking out lyrics in loud music),
and on that score there's no touching the chorus of “The Dart Song,” which is
as anthemic in its celebration of youth and freedom and the right wheels as a
chorus can be: “When I'm driving down the freeway/I always get stoned/When I'm
driving in the Dodge Dart/I'm always at home.” In my alternate rock universe, Fireballs
of Freedom write the music for all Super Bowl advertisements.
At this point, having dispensed with my two cents re:
anthems, you might be asking yourself if I would nominate any songs by my own
band, Humpy, to be considered for this status. To the extent that one can make
these calls about one's own band, I would say: No. The song most attached to
us, the one with the loudest sing-a-long factor and almost invariably our last
song of the night, is the rare song we did not actually write ourselves: “You
Make Me Sick.” Anthemic it might be; ours it was not, despite the fact that we
undeniably put our stamp on it. We didn't even hear the original version bySatan's Rats first: We had a cassette copy of a soundalike version by the
German band Upright Citizens, passed to me on a trip through northern Finland
and Norway by a gaunt exchange student named Jörn, and the reason the Humpy version came out like it did is probably that we only ever listened to it
together once. Unfortunately, I never
bothered to learn the lyrics—or, indeed, any consistent lyrics at all—which
shortcoming alone must disqualify our version from top-tier punk anthem status.
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| Mike and Rick |
In the halcyon mid-to-late '90s they inhabited, Mike and
Rick's aesthetic seems to have reached them by budget time machine from the
Missoula County Fair, circa 1985: local culture at its most gleefully trashy,
fast-forwarded for ironic rockist reconstruction in 1997, complete with
name-checked Z28s and some crayzee weerd-spelled titles on tha
Prince/Slade/Poison typp 2 boot . Not a gimmicky band by any stretch, but
definitely into exploring territory equally authentic to Missoula and its
environs. By the time they released their own CD in 2000, Who's Gonna Kick
Your Ass vol. I, their penchant for riff-rockin' arch-drollery had whisked them quite away from
any familiar trucker-chic trappings of retro irony to follow, of all things, in
the steps of Lewis and Clark with a brilliantly tongue-in-cheek retelling of
the slogging Expedition as a lonely, horny effort with an unaccommodating
Sacajawea everyone's only hope of heterosexual coitus. And just in time for the
Lewis and Clark Bicentennial! “Pride of America” is also an anthem of a sort, a
damned catchy and daringly irreverent song (given the bicentennial milieu), and
pound for brilliant pound probably the Mike and Rick track I most admire.
But, like I say, nothing quite compares to “Sunset on
Evaro.” From the molasses-thick opening guitar blast, it is anthem WRIT LARGE,
rolling on unstoppably through hand-clapping, foot-stomping singalong to a
shaggy jazz-chord comedown.
Evaro, of course, isn't a place where you'd think to go to
watch a sunset unless you lived there, and very few people do. It's a little
cluster of a town at the top of Evaro Hill, north and west of Missoula on
Highway 93, and for that reason a kind of first landmark when you're getting
out of town and headed on northerly adventures. In Mike and Rick's case,
probably in a fully tricked-out stabbin'-cabin of an orange shag-carpet lined
Ford van with sunsets airbrushed on the sides. In any case, the sundown is more
figurative than literal, here, used more in the sense of curtains falling on
something. The protagonist seems to be leaving Evaro to start his life again
elsewhere---in Turah, to be precise, which is just priceless.
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| Mike And Rick |
To redeem us all. You will never hear a Missoula crowd sing
along louder and more ebulliently with one of its own. We're home and we know
it (even those who no longer live here), and this is the song that sums it up perfectly.
Missoula, this is your anthem!
Mike and Rick songs
Garden City Woman
Falstaff
Cobra Glow
Mike and Rick songs
Garden City Woman
Falstaff
Cobra Glow
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